Ryan Allgood, also known as "Chef Quesadilla" for his killer Kiva quesadilla prowess, is la
Kiva's main cook.
He is also known as "Critter", and I'm not going to touch that one with a 10-foot pole.
After you get to know Ryan, the nose ring will cease to creep you out.
Critter is actually Kiva bartender Gumby's younger brother. Because of their vastly
differing appearances, a legend grew that Ryan was actually the ejected placenta after
Gumby's expulsion from the womb, but I don't believe this is completely factual.
Ryan listens to a lot of Tool, but still manages to be a happy, well-adjusted individual.
CRITTER